Random idea: Make an article series with reviews of characters in the original Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 64(a.k.a. Smash64). Because i have nothing better to do, I’m going to follow that idea, finding no plausible excuse not to.

I’m going to start with my favorite character: Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon comes from some random failure of a racing game called F-Zero. I’ve never heard of that game, so It’s most likely not worth playing, so Captain Falcon’s Backstory isn’t [...]